Which Name Will Beyoncé & Jay-Z Pick?

After rumors of Beyonce going into labor over the holidays caused mass hysteria, her sisterSolange calmed everyone the hell down on Jan. 1 with her tweet about Beyonce being"THE cutest pregnant woman ever." With our deductive reasoning skills, we've thus concluded that Beyonce is still pregnant. (We're smart in that way!)

While Beyonce is probably like "the miracle of life is cool and all, but GET THIS BUN OUTTA THE OVEN ALREADY," the fact that Beyonce has not yet had her baby gives the rest of us a little time to mull over some name suggestions we've been thinking about.

Beyonce and Jay-Z both have non-traditional names, so we wonder if the parents-to-be are going to go the same route or explore other options. Ponder with us as you check out our list of possible baby names for Beyonce and Jay-Z below.

IF BEYONCE AND JAY-Z HAVE A GIRL:
1.) Jayonce -- I know this is never going to happen, but let me just dream for a minute, okay?

2.) Kelly -- How sweet would it be if Beyonce named her first born girl after her BFF and former Destiny's Child co-member, Kelly Rowland? Answer: super sweet!

3.) Sally -- Left field, am I right? One of the 1950s most popular names, it wouldn't surprise us if Bey and Jay started yet another trend: naming your famous baby simple retro names.

4.) Destiny -- Sorry. We had to.

IF BEYONCE AND JAY-Z HAVE A BOY:

1.) Ye -- Named after the baby's (possible) godfather, Kanye West. Ye Carter? It has a nice ring to it.

2.) Jaylin -- Hey, we have no idea, but this psychic said so.

3.) Shawn -- The kid would be Shawn Carter, Jr., which we're pretty sure guarantees him access to the SKELETON KEY OF LIFE.

4.) Malik -- Arabic for "King," it's probably the most fitting name out there. This kid will be the son of Beyonce and Jay-Z, and the heir to the Throne.